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Joke of the Day
"I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock It was time for him to die."
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"Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it."
"Famous last words (silence)"
"My SO started smoking last night So I slowed down and applied some lube."
"What do you call an upside-down ""W""? An M-poster"
"Henry David Thoreau walks into a bar. The bartender says: We don't serve your kind here! Thoreau replies: Walden. I'll see myself out."
"Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He died from a massive underdose."
"My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me."
"That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life."
"In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo."