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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He died from a massive underdose."
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"I hate when girls have ""taken"" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good"
"What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology"
"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""
"My husband hasn't forgiven me for answering 'Okie dokie artichokie' instead of utilizing the more socially acceptable phrase, ""I do."""
"What's your best elephant joke sequence?"
"A man walked into a bar Ouch!"
"How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida? When the color of the license plates start to change."
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."
"Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?"