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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an upside-down ""W""? An M-poster"

"My uncle Died after having a stroke... right as he came he had a heart attack."

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"

"[Cat Businessmen] ""Geez, Phil, you look exhausted. Being a new father is tough, huh."" *sighs* I only got 16 hours of sleep last night."

"People keep telling me to start thinking for myself... I'm not sure what they want me to think about."

"Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper? Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )"

"A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'"

"My girlfriend said she's break up with me if I didn't stop being a casanova. Apparently she doesn't like that I live in my Chevy."

"Why should optometrists never tell jokes? Because they're too cornea."