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Joke of the Day

"So Chris Brown and Rihanna are now Engaged and they have a song together called ""Ain't nobody's business."" Well, I just wrote my own song called, ""Ain't Nobody Cares!"""

"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."

"wife: Did you work late? [flashback to me missing my exit because the car in front of me had Shrek on and I wanted to see the ending] me:Yep"

"My little brother urinated all over my new laptop. I think he needs to learn to use Ctrl P."

"Him: Can I have a bite of your dessert? Me: I think we should see other people."

"How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers? Because I think it makes perfect scents."

"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."

"One man's whore is another man's whore."

"Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. I asked ""How the hell did you do that""? ""The car rolled on it""."