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Joke of the Day

"Flappy bird is like the new angry bird except this time I am the angry one."

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common? They're both made up."

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."

"(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims ""Hellooo Ladies"""

"What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"I have the body of a 20 year old model... Unfortunately it won't fit in my freezer."

"So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration."

"What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over? Cry me a peninsula."

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."