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Joke of the Day
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just prettier than yours."
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"Why was the sacajawea coin made? because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth."
"How do I stay humble? Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things."
"Daddy Are you my son?"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight rises."
"How come Peter Pan keeps on flying? Because he Neverlands"
"What's the most intelligent breakfast? A Stephen Fry-up."
"Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted? So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?"
"A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes."
"My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked."