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Joke of the Day

"Two Apple Farmers, a baby, and an extremely agitated Sugar Glider walk into a bar... ... ... ... ... ... I don't remember how it ends but your mothers a whore."

"Did you hear about the discount rabbi for circumcisions? He'll take up to 10% off."

"Congratulations Apple on releasing the new 6s I bet it's going to be a big 6s."

"What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? Having to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco? ""You got a fag I can bum?"""

"Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares."

"Yo mama's so stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem on an isosceles triangle."

"A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he? Doctor- ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"" Sorry."

"Did you hear about the problem in Pakistan where smoking a scorpion gets you high? Well only the men get high, the women get stoned"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it."