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"What's red and smells like paint? Red paint"
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"Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size? Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down."
"Why is Germany taking in immigrants because they have the camps."
"My sergeant just told me this... Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says ""I brake for tailgaters."""
"How does a one armed man row a boat? In a circle."
"Apple Airpods A $159 game of hide and seek."
"What is the difference between a horse and a cabbage? I have never been hungry enough that I could eat a cabbage."
"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."
"I don't like LGBT community I mean, Bluetooth in LG devices isn't something amazing, is it?"
"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"