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Joke of the Day

"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."

"My bunny died. Now he's just some bunny that i used to know...."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff."

"Why was the Jolly Green Giant wrongly accused of being a pedophile? He'd been letting the kids use his dick for a bungee cord."

"What is a Spanish person without a car called? Carlos"

"Of course I've slept in the wet spot My ex drooled like a Komodo dragon"

"A Sikh man had to face street harassment, teasing and rude jokes about his homeland and fellow countrymen in America. Why are we so mean to Canada guys ?"

"As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot"

"What does black Vin Diesel smell like? What does black vin diesel smell like? Vinegar."