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Joke of the Day

"In a lesbian relationship who makes the sandwich? Neither. They both eat out!"

"Is there a month between April and June? May be"

"I figured out why new mothers are so tired. Having kids really takes a lot out of you."

"Every time I see Air Tran I think of Air Tranny and then I think of a deep voiced stewardess coming up and saying, ""Nuts?"""

"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"

"Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to? Chopin"

"Password insecurity questions: 1. What was your highschool nickname? 2. How would you describe your breath? 3. What's wrong with your toes?"

"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."

"What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair"

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."