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Joke of the Day

"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."

"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"I keep all of my fishing equipment in one place. That's what sea shed."

"/r/Jokes is broken"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink"

"Golfer Adam Scott's wife had a baby today It was a cesarean But he didn't make the cut."

"""so, have you ever done a job interview over the phone before?"" [over vigorous peeing] no, this will be a first"

"Why did the squirrel swim on it's back? To keep it's nuts dry."

"How did the Ethiopian escape prison? He squeezed through the bars."

"So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs... I tore my hamstring."