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Joke of the Day

"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."

"This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls."

"What is a orphans biggest dilemma when it comes to cooking? Making a homemade meal."

"Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? It had beef."

"Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."

"Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I'm not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore."

"Thanks to Twitter, I can't go anywhere without my mobile. Quick question. Do I take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband?"

"Open letter to the mods of /r/Jokes [deleted]"

"It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments."