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Joke of the Day
"Is there a month between April and June? May be"
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"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."
"My boss told me, ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!"
"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand."
"Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer."
"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
"Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens"
"So, I just heard about the 7.5 earthquake in New Zealand... Seems a lot of people are shaken up about it."
"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years... Then we met."