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Joke of the Day

"Every time I see Air Tran I think of Air Tranny and then I think of a deep voiced stewardess coming up and saying, ""Nuts?"""

"[filling out job application] Race: Barbarian"

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"

"Being fat is over weighted.- Elmer Fudd"

"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."

"Engineering Class My teacher tells me there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't..."

"And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey"

"So, its blasphemy you want? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a sand-nigger."

"When my girlfriends says.. ""People think that.."" - *people* is often her friend Lisa."

"Roller coasters are like your first time having sex. for the amount of time it takes to get there, you wish it lasted longer."