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Joke of the Day
"What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus? He waits at the next station"
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"Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play ""Cowboys and Indians."" Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win."
"What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist? A sumo shaves their legs."
"""You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower."" ""Really? Which rat was he?"""
"What do you call a male seamstress? A homosexual."
"A blonde gets a tattoo... On her inner thigh of a conch shell. Her friend asks ""Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?"" ""So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."""
"What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor? One with everything"
"What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia? Thrown in a lake."
"Joke about a psychic and water Something something clairboyant Can't be bothered to actually write a joke but the essence is here."
"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train"