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Joke of the Day
"Whats the last thing that went through the suicide bombers mind? His ass"
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"Opera is what happens when someone stabs you and instead of dying, you sing."
"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"
"A white man, an arab and an asian walk naked into a bar... ...the bartender yells ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"I'm ok with it if my son decides he wants Crocs. He has peanut allergy, so it's not like people will hate him more than they already do."
"I like my women like I like my reality shows.... Naked and afraid."
"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"
"What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? Can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded."
"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"
"[Old joke alert] Why are dwarfs so depressed? Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy."