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Joke of the Day

"[First day of prison] ""Hey man. Wanna be in our gang?"" Sure, I'll call you. Just give me your cell number *gets stabbed*"

"Holocaust jokes aren't funny. My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell off of a watch tower."

"Santa came last night. Oh god.... it's everywhere :("

"Help please I don't get this?// https://www.imageshack.us/i/pmqPA0DIj"

"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"

"I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach."

"Pokemon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere"

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."

"Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar"

"Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!"