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Joke of the Day

"My boss gave me a nice pat on the back the other day.. It made things a bit awkward on the shitter though."

"Why did the Green Giant get a new lid? Because he always spills the beans."

"Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them."

"Why did the banker leave his job? he lost interest"

"Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh..."

"How can you spot a Jewish Pedofile? He's the guy in the creepy van rolling up to kids and asking ""Hey kids, you want to buy some candy?"""

"What do nuns do when they get horny? They come to Jesus."

"Conjunctivitis.com That's a site for sore eyes"

"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."

"How did God get Mary pregnant? He used the holy immaculate contraception"