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Joke of the Day
"How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Am I doing this right?"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."
"Has Jack Johnson done a TED talk on chillaxing yet?"
"If i were a pro wrestler my finisher would be struggling to put together an IKEA chair then smashing it on the other dude in frustration"
"This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible for garbage collection on Sesame Street should be fired."
"Why did the banana go to the hospital? It wasn't peeling well."
"How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant? She's the one wearing knee pads."
"I heard someone proposed a Tupac movie. But it was shot down."
"What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church? Nun is better!"