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Joke of the Day
"How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant? She's the one wearing knee pads."
Next Joke
"I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma."
"The worst part about my dad having a ponytail is, whenever we go out to eat, the server automatically hands the bill to me."
"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."
"Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader."
"Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them"
"I would like to tell you about how I beat the Elite Four's Pokemon using only Luvdisc... But just a disclaimer, that battle is not for the faint of heart."
"I got into an accident a few days ago. The doctor said the bleeding was all internal. I said ""oh, thank god."" The doctor said ""why are you so happy?"" I said ""that's where the blood is supposed to be!"""
"One venti cheeseburger please."
"Two pancakes walk in the desert. One of them tells the other one: ""Your jam fell off."""