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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Am I doing this right?"
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"Why did the squirrel swim on it's back? To keep it's nuts dry."
"More retailers should adopt the ""Leave A Penny / Take A Penny"" system. It is literally, common cents."
"I recently found out that I'm colorblind... It came out of the purple."
"Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly."
"Man's wife was gone from home all day When she finally came back late in the day, her husband asked ""Where'v you been all day?"" ""At the beauty salon"" ""Were they closed!?"""
"The average person has sex 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!"
"What was the allergic 2""X4""'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust."
"If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next."
"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"