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Joke of the Day

"If i were a pro wrestler my finisher would be struggling to put together an IKEA chair then smashing it on the other dude in frustration"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free :)"

"SURPRISE! -Sharts"

"Why did the woman divorce the grape? She was tired of raisin' kids."

"Why was the binary number so happy? Because of two's compliment!"

"All of the construction that was slowing down traffic during the summer is over now. I don't know why they can't repair those cones indoors."

"Biology Joke Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?"

"What do you call a stealthy gay guy? A fruit Ninja"

"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? It isn't hard"

"If only the person that named ""walkie talkies"" had been in charge of naming so many more household objects."