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Joke of the Day
"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"
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"You're good, Adobe Acrobat. You're fine just the way you are. No need to continue updating every three days."
"What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief? A Gulden's opportunity."
"All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don't want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"
"What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home? Shucks"
"Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing."
"GOD: I've created donuts ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole? GOD: ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: because they are holy GOD: because they are holy"
"What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!"
"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite work of art? Pneumonia Lisa"