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Joke of the Day
"What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ? Voldetort."
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"Girls storing chips in their bras...pfft amateurs. I've got spaghetti and half a taco from this afternoon in there"
"Husband: ""I have good news and bad news"" Wife: ""Tell me the bad news first."" Husband: ""The washing machine broke."" Wife: ""And the good news?"" Husband: ""The dogs are clean."""
"I can give out my number and I bet 8152898509 dollars my phone will still be dry."
"I don't understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?"
"How many Jews does it take to fix a country? -6 million"
"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"
"Why did the german die from his injuries Because when his friend asked if there is a number to call incase of emergencies like this, he replied ""999""."
"Why are asprins white? Because they work!"