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Joke of the Day
"What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ? Voldetort."
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"My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke..... in which I talk about having a wife."
"Superman Joke Your clear history button has saved more lives than Superman"
"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."
"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."
"There's 3 kinds of people in this world people who can count, and people who can't count"
"Having sex on a date... ...is going out with a bang. (OC)"
"i wear glasses n walk around eating apples n everyone is like ""wow. he prolly subscribes 2 the economist"" but joke's on them i can't read"
"HI? ""The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease"" ME? ""yes"" OH ""sorry it's permanent"" OK"
"When life gives you lemons... Sue because you wanted pizza saw this one from a youtuber I really like haha"