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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke? The Holocaust was funny."

"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."

"I just finished my first week of work at ThyssenKrupp. I'm already seeing great opportunities for upward mobility. All in all, it's been a very elevating experience."

"I'm not always a gentleman in the bedroom, but I will hold the door for you so you can leave afterwards."

"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""

"Where do mathematicians go to gamble? Sine city"

"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"

"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"

"Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they'd been floored by his punch."

"in high school i dated a girl that pronounced the L in Salmon. last i heard of her she was doing meth"