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Joke of the Day

"I just finished my first week of work at ThyssenKrupp. I'm already seeing great opportunities for upward mobility. All in all, it's been a very elevating experience."

"STRANGER: she has a book. cute and smart ME: [taking a bite of the small layer cake i made to look like a book] STRANGER: a stunning genius"

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it tastes great."

"What's hardest part about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on."

"I started calling my wife ""Zika""... ...so that I could just get a little head, baby."

"I went to a Black Supremacy party last night, and I have to say it really wasn't all that bad. It was definitely cracka lackin'."

"So earlier I held the door for an Asian guy... He said ""Sank you"" ...so I punched him. I couldn't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"The 2016 election What a joke, am I right?"

"Does anyone know how to get make-up off a dog? Asking for a friend, she's a bitch."

"My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said ""Her brother has a mustache."""