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Joke of the Day

"How Germans does it take to change a light bulb? NEIN!"

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"I love drinking wine. It's my Riesling for being."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... those who can read binary those who can't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Edit: word"
"""Man this milk is SO strong. It's got like, 30% lactose or some shit. Whatever that means."" -baby parties"
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"What kind of meat do priests eat on good Friday? Nun."
"What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her."
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"What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"