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Joke of the Day
"My home pregnancy test came back negative. I guess my house is just getting fat."
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"My friend told me this one. 18+ inside, nsfw. 19"
"5 people hurt themselves by accidentally discharging guns at gun shows. Maybe the best way to handle gun nuts is to just let them have guns."
"I find gay sex disgusting, with all that penetration and stuff That is why I just ask guys to come on my face"
"Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee"
"How did the farmer grow his portfolio? Cornstock"
"My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!"
"What is it called when a duck kills another duck? Quack on quack crime."
"You have the face of a saint. Which one? Saint Bernard."
"Today a girl kissed me I just wish that I could post this in another subreddit :("