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Joke of the Day

"Today a girl kissed me I just wish that I could post this in another subreddit :("

"yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch"

"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."

"I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants."

"What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? Spag-yeti."

"Recently asked my North Korean buddy how it was over there... He said he couldn't complain."

"I haven't jerked off in almost a month I guess you can say I haven't been feeling myself lately"

"Justin Timberlake has announced he's involved with a sequel the The Dark Crystal. He's bringing Skeksis Back."

"I tried to catch some fog once... ...mist."

"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."