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Joke of the Day
"How did the farmer grow his portfolio? Cornstock"
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"I don't understand why Pabst gets such a bad wrap. It won a blue ribbon Once."
"What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!"
"Old people always poke me at weddings and say ""You're next"" So I started doing the same to them at funerals"
"Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space Dog Astronaut: wait the what now"
"Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful? People could see right through him."
"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."
"Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music."
"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob."
"A German tourist walks into a pie shop on Fleet Street in London And tells the lady behind the counter, ""I would like to become a pie."" And so he did."