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Joke of the Day

"a study shows that 40% of Japanese people have cataracts. the other 60% have Mitsubishi's edit: Mitsubishi to be said in best racist Japanese accent"

"It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of ""I wonder who'll be next""... ...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals."

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock."

"*Goes into debt Debt: Wrong hole."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you."

"At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know."

"Don't worry, husbands. If something should happen to you, your wife already has the next one lined up."

"NSFW What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"the library A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"