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Joke of the Day

"At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know."

"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."

"What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches? The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts."

"What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday? A legacy scholarship for his second choice school"

"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."

"What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal? The Bad Habit."

"Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks? They were hoisted by their own Picard."

"Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"A hipster walks into a bar... and says ""This place sucks now, it used to be better before all the hipsters took over."""

"HER: [walks in wearing lingerie] See anything you like? ME: I don't think that will fit me."