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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine? A Philistine with two mommies ..."
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"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"
"What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.? ......Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!"
"My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche."
"i tip my fedora to u *tips fedora* here's an upboat"
"That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening.."
"Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse? The living room."
"Pokemon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere"
"What is a mexican's favorite sport event? Cross country"
"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"