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Joke of the Day
"What is a mexican's favorite sport event? Cross country"
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"What currency do they use in space? Star Bucks."
"My love life is like a Russian fighter jet... ... I get shot down before I even get close."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately"
"I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done... So he told me, ""if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"""
"What's the difference between a dwarf and an STD? Ones a cunning runt the other is a running cunt."
"I got a thesaurus the other day, but all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am!"
"Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public. So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself."
"A man phones work and says ""Sorry, but I can't come in today, I'm really sick."" The boss asks, ""How sick are you?"" ""Well..."" the man replies ""I'm in bed with my mother."""
"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"