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Joke of the Day
"i tip my fedora to u *tips fedora* here's an upboat"
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"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"
"I had sex with a campfire. It was hot."
"Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing."
"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"
"The best time to eat candy Is when she doesn't have her period."
"What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? Fruit of the tomb"
"I'm the kind of girl people don't look twice at Even when I hit them hard with a shopping trolley one, two, thr... Yep, now he's looking"
"What do you call a deer that likes rain? A rain-deer. I know it's terrible."
"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall* *Swears to visit wherever it lands* *Aims dart* Map: I have a boyfriend"