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Joke of the Day

"What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.? ......Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!"

"ok open your eyes!! ""are those.. are those dead bunnies? what the fu-"" Febreze Air Effects. haha. covered it up well? ""im calling the cops"""

"What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church? A condom."

"Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then."

"Can you open your mouth without showing your teeth? You're hired."

"What do you call it when a psychic midget escapes from prison? A small medium at large."

"I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side."

"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."

"Crystal Clear would be a badass name for an albino stripper."

"The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. ""It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces"", said Rico, age 6."