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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar They each got 6 months"
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"I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong in so many levels."
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"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
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"That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20."
"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"
"I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat."
"What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders."