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Joke of the Day
"Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!"
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"I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson."
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"*gets bitten *becomes shy shy"
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"I have an idea for a movie combining my two favorite genres. Zombies and Mafia...I'm going to call it ""Deadfellas""."