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"A 64 years old male tourist swept away in Amazon river, where did he end up? Local Brazilian newspaper..."

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"What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh..."
"What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages Bilingual What do you call a person who speaks 1 language American"
"TEAM DEATHMATCH Comment if you understand the reference."
"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"
"What does Amtrak have in common with Tom Cruise? They both like to go off the rails Edit: On a side note, I hope all of the passengers, and crew are ok, and recover quickly"
"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 13 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."
"When I see a plate of food, I eat it, rather than photograph it like a dangerous psychopath with no respect for God's Law."
"Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it."
"[TIL] Subway uses artificial chemicals to keep their bread fluffy! Ooops, wrong sub!"