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Joke of the Day

"Where's the school for the blind? ... It's hard to see."

"The only B word you should call a woman is ""beautiful."" Bitches love being called beautiful."

"Every program I write is completely error free No exceptions"

"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello from the other side"

"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."

"Yes it was my birthday. I'm going to start lying about my age, but say I'm older so people say how good I look for 47."

"What's it called when a terrorist's wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity."

"How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb? Won."

"The NYPD only does no-knock jokes."