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Joke of the Day

"I needed a break from stupidity so I left work early."

"What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear? One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear."

"Most offensive joke I've ever heard So I was going down on this old lady when I tasted horse semen. So I stopped and said ""Oh grandma, that's how you died"""

"Tell me what just happened in France! ...Oh, Nice!"

"Jokes on you I may be the joker, but you the joke"

"Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!"

"The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating."

"Just figured out what ""CW"" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter."

"One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel."

"Why is it called Big Bang? Baby universe was born."