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Joke of the Day
"Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? Because it cracked itself up."
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"Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone"
"What would be a terrible name for a new beer? Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer? A: ""Mondays""...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays..."
"what do you call cheese thats not yours. someone elses cheese. what else would it be."
"Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines? Alaska"
"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, ""Lady take your purse."""
"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."
"What's the difference between God and Bono?? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono!!"
"Me: You wanna have sex tonight? GF: I'm not in the mood babe. Me: Hold on a second. I'm on the phone."
"What's the atheist's view on God? Nahweh."