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Joke of the Day

"I bet every time Vanilla sets his razor down on the bathroom sink, he looks up in the mirror, rubs his newly smooth face & says ""Shaved Ice"""

"I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... Sundae School."

"What word isn't in the Bat-dictionary? Killing, unless your talking about his parents"

"A kid next to me at Starbucks says I smell like his dad. I'm like 'Well, your Dad's an alcoholic. Scram!'"

"Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon? Rattata"

"What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo."

"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"

"Yes, it's me Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"I don't understand how people can do such good impersonations. I can't even be myself around other people."

"A Social Justice Warrior went to the doctor about their weight problem. The doctors says to avoid trans fats. The Social Justice Warrior asks, am I allowed to use Tumblr?"