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Joke of the Day
"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? You can't tell it's in the dark"
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"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to his wife when she cheated on him? ""May divorce be with you."""
"'ey girl, you remind me of my homework... Because I'm not going to do you. I'm just too lazy."
"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."
"what do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean without arms or legs? fucked."
"""listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!"" ~ suicide bomber teacher."
"I had a one night stand yesterday..but then today I decided to return it to ikea"
"I gave blood this week and felt great afterwards... Which is weird because when girls lose that much blood they just get bitchy."
"If you play the ""Strawberry Fields Forever"" record backwards, you can quietly hear your roommate saying, ""Get a job, Megan."""
"Two Problems with North Carolina: Too many racists, and too many GODDAMN ASIANS."