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Joke of the Day

"'ey girl, you remind me of my homework... Because I'm not going to do you. I'm just too lazy."

"What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute? You only cry when you're cutting up one. Sorry if this is too 'dirty' a joke, just a change of pace I guess."

"Feel The Bern? Oh, I'm feeling it right about now."

"What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park? A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby"

"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"

"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."

"I tried to put two apples together But then I got a pear"

"I join any line I see if it's long enough. All those people can't be wrong!"

"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"