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Joke of the Day

"what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? gag..."

"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY"

"I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back."

"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"

"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""

"What does feminism and a pile of shit have in common? They both started out as a movement."

"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."

"So I tried coprophilia for the first time today. It's fucking shit."

"Why do Jewish men watch porno's backwards? That way they can see the hooker give the money back."