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Joke of the Day

"Girl are you a fox? Because I don't know wtf you're saying."

"Did you hear about the man that flashed three nuns? Two had a stroke and one couldn't reach."

"How do you...? How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Give it aids."

"When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance."

"What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit"

"You don't realize how much you miss your privacy until you have a toddler hugging you the entire time you pee."

"What did the 7-Eleven employee say to his wife after sex? Thank you, cum again."

"Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years."

"I want this election to be over so badly you'd think it was a friend's play."

"So it seems like Jared Fogle would get between five to twelve years That's his age range at least."