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Joke of the Day
"We should all be donating more to mental health charities It really is *fundamental*."
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"Children are demo versions of humans."
"[to the secretary before I go in for job interview] ""when the music starts, hit this button and that will activate the fog machine"""
"If McDonalds sold hot dogs would you be able to (w/ a straight face) order a McWeiner and tell them to supersize it?"
"An Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar he rectum"
"Can ""agroaner"" or ""groaners"" please be a jokes subsubreddit. http://i.imgur.com/q334iSV.jpg from WTF"
"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."
"D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies"
"When my girlfriend and I do role play sex she insists that I treat here like a 12 year old... I don't know why she insists on it so heavily... I mean she will be 12 in just a couple of years!"
"What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees"