199721
Joke of the Day
"We should all be donating more to mental health charities It really is *fundamental*."
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"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride a bike?"
"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."
"I wrote a book on DIY. It comes with a free pen."
"Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child."
"Almond Butter: For people that like peanut butter but don't want to be happy."
"FRIEND: Australia has 9 of the 10 world's deadliest snakes ME: OMG ONE ESCAPED?!"
"There's an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn't just hard it's impossible."
"ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? ""Haha a man obviously"" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*"