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Joke of the Day
"Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday"
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"Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing."
"A guy walks into a bar... The patient then exhibited signs of a concussion and a minor subdermal hematoma. Edit: Yes, a version of, ""A guy walks into a bar... and says 'ouch'."""
"Ancient Aliens"
"Daddy, what's a transvestite? Ask mommy, he knows"
"My wife says her farts smell like flowers Cauliflowers maybe"
"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored."
"Yelp review: Excellent food, friendly service. That said, I did notice a smudge on a window and was forced to set the building on fire"
"Batman should teach girls about periods in school... ""Tell me, do you bleed?... You will."""
"I know Greenwich has a mean time, But do they have a happy hour?"