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Joke of the Day

"My friend is selling me some old French guns... Thieve never been used but they were dropped once."

"On one side of me was Dwayne Johnson, and the other, a stone fish. I guess I was just between the Rock and a hard plaice."

"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."

"Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it."

"Did you hear about the cat that wanted to be a justice on the Supreme Court? Just kitten."

"It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don't think Bush did a cow..."

"Two guys walk into a bar The first one asks for h20. The second on asks for h20 too. The second guy dies."

"I'm not Racist! I have a colour TV."

"My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes"