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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cat that wanted to be a justice on the Supreme Court? Just kitten."

"There's nothing in SkyMall that I don't want to buy."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"

"Apple just announced a 20-year plan to develop technology that actually allows grid-like manual organization of Home screen app icons."

"ME (pulling wishbone): I won WIFE: what'd u wish for? M: uh world peace W: Nice *human-sized bacon strip walks into kitchen* Hey, what's up?"

"Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars."

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space."